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Rock-Paper-Scissors. How’s that supposed to work again? (NSFW)
beingzoe 6 months ago
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I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock.
Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?
I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds.
When I play rock-paper-scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “Ooh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you asshole.”
Stumbled this via the half heartedly blog at Tumblr. Photo by meme! on Flickr
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