Gibber-gabber
My fonts are embossed AND your fonts are crap!
Milo Plurnbottom over 2 years ago

My fonts are embossed. Can you see that? No, but you can feel it. My boxes come on pizza boxes. My boxes come on metal boxes. My fonts sell soda pop and candy “bars GUARANTEED!” Funny response to your business cards are crap!

Chank Diesel of http://chank.com says, “My business card has an aqueous coating. You can’t write on it. It makes a good coaster though. My card doesn’t fit in a roladex either. But you know what I don’t even need it. People remember my name. Chank. Chank’s the font guy! You want fonts? Come on down, we got ’em.”