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Just a quick hello from Give a Sandwich
Give a Sandwich about 1 year ago | 3 responses    

Just wanted to say hi to everyone here on Cotradeco. Give a Sandwich would also like to issue an apology to all those who suffer from arachibutyrophobia. I understand that this is a serious affliction and I don’t want to appear insensitive to the matter. A phobia is defined as an irrational fear. In this case it seems to me to be a bit of a misnomer. Peanut butter is not the safest of substances. With most other foods, biting off more than you can chew is not all that big of a deal. Worst case; you will need to discreetly expel the excess edibles from your mouth. Problem solved. With peanut butter however, this is just not the case. Petering out in the middle of a mouthful of gooey peanut butter is a bit like discovering that the lake you just swam half way across is twice as wide as the distance that you are able to swim. Don’t panic, stay calm, assess the situation, I said don’t panic, do not panic, oh my god what are you going to do! Lest we forget, the great Mama Cass Eliot’s death was, in fact, not sandwich related. On the topic of rock and roll deaths, I am convinced that the facts in the life and the death of the King remain, to this day, concealed from public eyes. King of Rock n’ Roll, he should have been known as the king of living on the edge. Peanut butter and banana, come on people, this was obviously a cry for help. A sweet and delicious cry for help. Swallowing this combination is nearly an impossible feat. He is known, in the sandwich community, as a bit of an Evel Knievel. Don’t get me wrong, we do appreciate his contribution to the world of music, but he was known to complete as many as 15 PB&B sandwiches in one sitting. WOW! That’s got to be like jumping 12 Grand Canyon’s all lined up side by side. I’ll need to check my Sandwich to canyon conversion chart later. With all of this in mind, Give a Sandwich continues to stand by the claims that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are amazing, and could be a catalyst for great social change. Happy day.

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